From MySpace Blog: Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Here’s a quick rundown of some of the weird shit I’ve experienced in my time:
I’ve see two different types of UFOs on at least 3 separate occasions
A friend and I once fell under the grip of what I could only describe as a demonic presence
I have entered into a rural cornfield with a group of friends, armed, and been surrounded by unidentified… things… in the field – after finding a patch of glowing crop
I have experienced lost time
A door once opened into my outstretched hand immediately after I said “Open Seasame” as a joke. Two friends saw this. There was no one on the other side. Ooooh oohhh.
Once, while at work and broke, I asked Jesus for pizza, and he delivered. Well, actually Papa John’s did, but I didn’t order, didn’t have to pay, it just came a few minutes after I spoke with JC. Mike was there – he’ll vouch.
I was near ground zero of a multiple possession.
The “walking mist” approached a vehicle myself and three friends occupied while trying to sleep – in a park built over an Indian burial ground.
A friend and I experienced temporary sensory expansion after the apparent passage of an unseen being or force through our space. During this time I verbally commanded a computer to cease a function, and it did, instantaneously. (No, there was not a microphone attached). A third person was present during this event, but she did not experience expansion.
I once met Jim Varney (star of the “Ernest” movies)
No, I’ve never done any kind of drug that wasn’t doctor prescribed. Yes, these things did happen. Remotely curious? Ask me about them.
/// Listening to “A Beautiful Lie” by 30 Seconds to Mars